Medical Marijuana - Macka B

The other day I was in Cali-forn-i-a

Me and mi bredrin a drive 'pon the highway

When some police come our way and say:

«Pull over 'pon the hard shoulder»

The officer said to my bredrin:

«Do you have any marijuana in the car?»

My bredrin said: «Yes officer I do, I have a ounce or two»

Then he showed the officer a card

And the officer said: «Okay, be on your way and have a good day»

Mi say to mi bredrin: «A what kind of card that, you a diplomat?»

«Him said no Macka B it’s my medical marijuana card fi mi asthma»

You see as soon as me reach back a England

Mi go to the doctor, mi say doctor, cha

Give me the card like the doctor them abroad

Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card

A di medicine we hold inna high regard

Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card

Mi seh it’s good for the Asthma

Multiple sclerosis and it good fi the cancer

Good for migraine and it good fi glaucoma

Good pain reliever and the stress and myeloma, cha

Well anyway mi seh mi go a di doctor

Mi tell him 'bout the medical marijuana

Mi tell him 'bout the card inna California

Them have it in America how come it nuh on ya, cha

Well anyway doc you see mi a get older

And mi find mi have a little pain in mi shoulder

It help fi massage it and go to the sauna

Another pain reliever is the marijuana

You know seh a nuh lie doc, you know mi a nuh faker

Just give me the card doctor, give me the paper

Only this morning, mi get this headache ya

Me need some medicine from Jamaica

Just give me the card like the doctor them abroad

Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card

A di medicine we hold inna high regard

Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card

Mi tell him about my affliction

Then him get the pen and him a write the prescription

Don’t give mi no pill, doctor, that is addiction

Mi really want the herb, but mi nuh want the conviction

The doctor tell mi seh him know the herb a di cure man

We have some inna the chemist, but don’t tell no one

Don’t feel no way doc, I don’t want your one

Mi have mi own a come from Westmoreland

Give me the card like the doctor them abroad

Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card

A di medicine we hold inna high regard

Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana.

Well I’m not joking

Marijuana is not just for smoking

A di real medicine fi we

You can smoke it, eat it

Rub it or drink it as tea, oo wee

People not taking it just fi di thrill

They prescribe marijuana for the terminally ill

Good fi di stress man it help you fi chill

Drink it or you smoke you take it as you will

Pharmaceutical dem nuh like dat still

All dem want you do is take pill, pill, pill

Then fi dem pocket just fill, fill, fill

Ting a ling a ling a ling is what you hear from the till

Mi seh

Give me the card like the doctor them abroad

Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card

A di medicine we hold inna high regard

Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana.

It’s in America why not inna yard

Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card