Black And Blue - Lyle Lovett

It’s a Saturday night

You check the TV guide

And pray the black and white

Can keep you satisfied

She had yellow hair

She had high-heel shoes

She read the whole affair

And left you black and blue

In 1956

She was just a kiss

In 1985

How could she come to this?

He had yellow hair

He liked high-heel shoes

Lipstick was everywhere

And he left her black and blue

So it’s a Saturday night

You check the TV guide

And pray you’ll be alright

Because it’s your turn this time

See, she had yellow hair

She had high-heel shoes

Lipstick was everywhere

And you left her black and blue

What’s it to you?

It’s black and blue