Polo Balaclava - Lunar C

Life’s hard for me, pour me another drink

How come they never told us what we could become

Everything you’re doing I’ve already done

Polo balaclava, I’m one of one

Life’s hard for me, pour me another drink

How come they never told us what we could become

Everything you’re doing I’ve already done

Polo balaclava, I’m one of one

I stand out bare in a room full of artists like a life model

I don’t know how they’re still sleeping, the mind boggles

This right could make any guy wobble

If I put a bit of lean into it like a Sprite bottle

I’m the best, so what if I sound biased?

They don’t know what they’re in for like prisoners with Alzheimer’s

Go home and practice, dirty no-good bastard

At your service like I’m stood over your open casket

Iconic like Raekwon in a Snow Beach

I’m Tyson in his prime with his gold tooth gleaming

Smack 'em if they don’t learn like corporal punishment

It brings a whole new meaning to an old school beating

Woke up at dinner time, was at the pub for half two

Your old dear gave me a lap dance on a bar stool

Then it got stranger in the whip like a carpool

I say a lot of things 'cause they rhyme but they aren’t true

Life’s hard for me, pour me another drink

How come they never told us what we could become

Everything you’re doing I’ve already done

Polo balaclava, I’m one of one

Life’s hard for me, pour me another drink

How come they never told us what we could become

Everything you’re doing I’ve already done

Polo balaclava, I’m one of one

Yo, big bars got 'em panicking

They said I was going nowhere with this rapping thing

I’ve got fans in your city, my talent’s got me travelling

They don’t know where I’m going with this like I’m rambling

T’ump a man, hundred hand slap like I’m E Honda

Going over the top like Khabib after he beat Connor

Stuffed the coke up my nose

And drop kick a Jack Russell over a bungalow

If you’ve got no money, don’t approach me

I’ll do a verse for a rack like Lowkey

This is all facts, I don’t tell lies

Chop the end of my cock off to win a Nobel Prize

Fried up the placenta

Took a siesta

In the posh hacienda

With the sex cult I’m a long standing member with a long standing member

My name holds weight like a strongman contender

Life’s hard for me, pour me another drink

How come they never told us what we could become

Everything you’re doing I’ve already done

Polo balaclava, I’m one of one

Life’s hard for me, pour me another drink

How come they never told us what we could become

Everything you’re doing I’ve already done

Polo balaclava, I’m one of one