Pimpin' All Over The World - Ludacris, Bobby Valentino

The women and the caviar

You know who we are

Cause we’re pimpin' all over the world

The fancy cars

The women and the caviar

You know who we are

Cause we’re pimpin' all over the world

Sing it, hoes (The world, the world, The world)

All over the world, baby

It’s only right that I share my experiences with y’all

Cause I’ve been places you’ll never imagine

But I’mma start it at home

When I see a girl I like

I walk straight up to them and I’m like (ugh)

Hey girl how you doin'?

You are the woman that I’m really pursuin'

And I would like to get to know ya, can you gimme ya name?

If you jot down ya number you’ll get mine in exchange (heyy)

See I’m the man of this town

And I hope you wouldn’t mind if I showed you around

So when you go to certain places you’ll be thinkin of me

We got, people to meet and many places to see (heyy)

Mm, I’m really diggin' ya lips

But be careful where you walkin' when you swingin' them hips

Cause I’m kinda concerned that you’ll be causin' a crash

With your traffc jam booty heads pausin' so fast (heyy)

I would’nt trade you for the world I swear it

I like ya hair and every style that you wear it

And how the colors cordinate with your clothes

From your manicured nails to your pedicured toes

Yeah, you hear the song so dance

Don’t always think I’m tryna get in your pants

Cause see me my pimpin’s in 3D

I’m takin' you places you only see on TV

Tryna show ya how you livin' is trife

How many guys you know can bring the travel channel to life

One day we on the Autobahn, swervin drivin

Next day we in the sun on the Virgin Islands

If you with me ain’t no time to sleep

Especially at Wet Willies on Miami Beach

But I drive you off and pay you no attention

If make it to Atlantas Brina Brothers convention

Then jump in the car and just ride for hours

Makin' sure I don’t miss the homecoming at Howard

Hawaii to D.C. it’s plenty women to see

So if yo ass don’t show up it’s more women for me (heyy)

I’m in New York at the Puerto Rican Day Parade

Then at night I’m in New Orleans drinkin' hand grenades

Outnumbered by the dozens at the jazz fest

In Mardi Gras all the women tryna show me they chest (heyy)

I’m in Jamaica spendin massive bucks

While the ladies all beggin' me to mashatuck

I had, sad beginnings when I rapped with no fans

Now it’s all happy endings on my lap in Japan (heyy)

I used to think that it was way too cold

'Til I went to Canada and saw some beautiful hoes

Now I hit the Caribana every year in Toronto

Then fly to Illinois to get a taste of Chicago (ugh)

Oh yet and still

You wouldn’t believe your eyes if you went to Brazil

(But where the best at?) Ain’t no need of even askin' brah

The best women all reside in Africa, and that’s real

Sing it, hoes (The world, the world, the world)

Pimpin' pimpin' pimpin'

Ladies and gentlemen as we ride out

Could we have all the real pimps

Please put both of your pinky fingers high in the air?

Now ladies look around with me

Let’s see if we can weed some of these niggas out

Cause it’s no way that all these niggas could be pimpin'

Now if you happen to see a nigga

With two sweat patches up under his arms

Look like he been swimmin' in shoulder height water

Please tell that nigga «put your hands down»

If you smell like you been at work all day and your car

Please «put your hands down»

Now look up at the pinky fingers that are still in the air

If you see him ashy around the knuckles

Like the nigga wash half of his hands

And lotion three quarters of his body

Please say «put your hands down»

If your spinnin' rims spin counter clockwise, you are not pimpin'

If you are dancin' on the dancefloor

And you look to your left and your right

And you do not see a woman in sight

Guess what?

You guessed it — you are not pimpin

If your Vodka and Cranberry is really really dark like blood

That’s because you didn’t order Vodka buddy

That’s why it’s three dollars a glass

«Put your hands down»

Now look down, look down

I need everybody to pull up your pants leg one time

Okay, you see the nigga with the white socks

NOT PIMPIN!

Sorry unless you part of the «Beat It» entorauge

If your shoes have a buckle on…