Reader And Advisor - Loudon Wainwright III

Reader and advisor, can you help me please

Check the cards, read my palm, personal tea leaves

Will I be a millionaire?

Will true love come my way?

Reader and advisor, I’ll head what you say

Reader and advisor, let me sit inside your sitting room

And partake of the advice, that you provide

Money is no object, I will pay you well

Reader and advisor, my fortune you must tell

Nothing can explain it, it’s a mystery

No one can axplain how you know their history

Some fools laugh at gypsy’s, some fools call you a fake

Reader and advisor, we both know that’s a mistake

Reader and advisor, does danger lie ahead?

Will I lead a long life?

Next week, will I be dead?

What’s around the corner?

What’s in store for me

Reader and advisor, is it catastrophe?

Reader and advisor, will my dreams come true?

Use you magic science, show me what to do

Should I take some action or should I just lay it low?

Reader and advisor, which way should I go?

Nothing can explain it, it’s a mystery

No one can axplain how you know their history

Some fools laugh at gypsy’s, some fools call you a fake

Reader and advisor, we both know that’s a mistake