Prince Hal's Dirge - Loudon Wainwright III

Give me a capon

And some roguish companion

A wench, and a bottle of sack

Take me to the ale house

Take me to the whore house

If I vomit, keep me off of my back

My father, he thinks, I am a good-for-nothing

And that I won’t amount to much

But he’s not aware of my secret weapon

I can count on my self in the clutch

Show me a breach

I’ll once more unto it

I’ll be ready for action any day

I’ll straighten up, and I’ll fly most righteous

In a fracas, I’ll be right in the fray

I can drink you under 25 tables

Fight and be a ladies man

But all this will change

When I am good and ready

To become the king of this land

Give me a capon

And some roguish companion

A wench, and a bottle of sack

Take me to the ale house

Take me to the whore house

If I vomit, keep me off of my back