Animal Song - Loudon Wainwright III

Dog goes bow-wow, kitty goes meow

The milk cow she goes moo

The chicken goes cluck and the duck goes quack

And the rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do

The pig is fat and the snail is slow

And the donkey sure is dumb

The lion is brave and the bear is strong

And the snake sticks out it’s tongue

Fish in the air and birds in the water

And the earthworm underground

Clams in the shell, ants in the hill

And horses on the merry-go-round

Big as whale, crazy like a fox

Lazy as a three toed sloth

Beavers make dams, bees make honey

That’s a caterpillar in this moth

With a monkey on my back and tiger in my tank

And a frog down in my throat

Wearin' alligator shoes and a turtleneck sweater

And a full length camel hair coat

In a shark-skin suit drinkin' bird’s-nest soup

A rabbit foot for a lucky charm

Coo-coo-ka-choo, I belong in a zoo

Readin' Orwell’s Animal Farm

Dog goes bow-wow, kitty goes meow

The milk cow she goes moo

The chicken goes cluck and the duck goes quack

And the rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do

The pig is fat and the snail is slow

And the donkey sure is dumb

The lion is brave and the bear is strong

And the snake sticks out it’s tongue