She Was T-Bone Talking Woman - Lonnie Donegan

Walking down the street one day I said, Hey there m’lady

You sure look good to me and I’d like to make you my baby

She said swell I felt good I thought I ought to keep her

But the price of eggs went up that day and they ain’t never got no cheaper

She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart-heart-heart

She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart

Hey hear Mac!

Yeah!

Well, diamonds look like glass, a star looks like a planet

A heart of gold weights about the same as a heart that’s made of granite

And you can’t tell a queen these days from some old high-class floozy

I ain’t a king but I know by now I should-a been a little more choosy

Hee-hee

She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart-heart-heart

She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart

Now, I’m not an educated feller I didn’t go to a fancy school

But I can count and read and write and tell a horse from a mule

Hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha!

Don’t try to judge a woman boy its bound to bring you tears

There’s many different kinds my boy but they all got the same size ears

She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart-heart-heart

She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart

She was a T-bone talkin' woman but she had a hotdog heart