Incompatibilty - Lena Horne, Ricardo Montalban

I like a little mayo

Mustard is my thing

Make my bread as white as cotton

I’ll have wheat with seven grains

And a little candle glowing when we eat is what I like

I need to see what I’m consuming, so please turn on the lights

I go to bed before the news

I’m still awake at two A.M.

I’m up before the chickens

If I can, I’m sleeping in

I like wearing huntin' clothes

I like huntin' clothes to wear

I’ll always ask directions

I’ll find my own way there

We’ve got incompatibility everywhere we turn

But still we stay together cause there’s a lesson we have learned

That if this man and woman were in every way the same

One of us would not be needed, and wouldn’t that be a shame

I like a walk in the park

And I would rather run

How far can we go on empty

I’ve never seen as fun

I like talking to my buddy’s when we’re teeing off at ten

My greens and conversation are a salad bar with friends

My feet are like December

His: And mine are like July

While I’m piling on the blankets

I lay there and fry

I married Ebenezer Scrooge

I married Mrs. Claus

While I’m watching Casablanca

I’d rather be watching football

We’ve got incompatibility everywhere we turn

But still we stay together cause there’s a lesson we have learned

That if this man and woman were in every way the same

One of us would not be needed, and wouldn’t that be a shame