Grand Theft Snowboard - Len

It all started a couple of weeks ago

When i could sign my board in a store

I thought it was a good idea to sell it

So i could get another one

So i put it in the store

Thinking it would be safe

'cause usually the people who go to the store understand that

How much boards cost and shit

So i put it up for only three hundred dollars

And it was last years solyznik which is a good fucking price

And then what happened next really sucked

Because i didn’t thnk it was going to happen

Two little punks went in to the store

And wanted to take a look at my board

So they picked it up and pretended they knew what they we’re doing

And when drew turned around and wasn’t looking the motherfuckers ran out the

store

With my board, my bindings, my three hundred bucks

Now they’re fucking dead, they’re dead, dead, dead

You two motherfuckers who took my board are going to pay

So what i’m basically saying is this

You’re going to be going down a run somewhere

And someones gonna spot you

If it’s not me

It’s gonna be somebody

And you’re fucking dead

Dead, dead, you’re fucking dead

Motherfucker

«i told you don’t let these fucking cocksuckers tell you shit 'cause they don’t

know fucking shit

If i gotta fucking start a fight with somebody i’ll fucking start a fight with

somebody»