Rap Biscuits Intro - Kidkanevil

They say I’m looking bloated

No kid, you can never have enough of the sugar coated

A product that you need, but didn’t even know it

One shot contain your recommended daily dosage

Of synthesised non-essential amino acids

And e-numbers

Keep the kids hyperactive

But taken as part of a balanced diet

So we can all be diabetics with angina

It’s all good, we’ve got the medicine to treat that

It’s full of sugar and fat, I recommend you eat that

You only live once, go on, risk it

Plus there’s no value added tax on a rap biscuit

It’s addictive

The food’s crack

Might jack a little kiddie for a Hello Kitty food snack

Get smacked for the Sunny D

Hit the Chinese, tell 'em, 'Go heavy on the MSG'

Just some of the many side effects available

Turn cookie monster for the crumbs on the table

They tell me the health benefits debatable

So if you got an allergy make sure you read the label

I sell rap biscuits (Haha, what?)

I sell rap biscuits (What!)

Warning: May contain nuts

Please you’ll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts

Even caramel wafers is getting touched

The scoops in my biscuit truck

Who tears it up?

I’m going hard

Candy coat the violence with no regard

You love the bubble gum (Pop!)

Violet Beauregarde

Augustus Gloop on a busted loop

My competition got nutritional fruit

But only just recouped

We got the chocolate peanut butter soup

Get the fuck out the way

My Oompa Loompas are coming through

Take your Tunnock’s teacake off the top spot

Brimstone Rap Biscuits in your corner shop

Available in a variety of fruit flavours

Obesity is headlining all the newspapers

But there’s no such thing as bad publicity

Serving something syrup to little kids and teenagers

I sell rap biscuits

Kidkanevil sell rap biscuits

Warning: May contain nuts

Please you’ll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts

Even caramel wafers is getting touched

The scoops in my biscuit truck

Who tears it up?

Warning: May contain nuts

Please you’ll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts

Even caramel wafers is getting touched

The scoops in my biscuit truck

Who tears it up?