Everything's for Sale - Juliana Hatfield

Your integrity

And your dignity

Don’t give it away

If someone will pay

Own your honor

Everything’s for sale

Your defeat

And victory for the other team

When you throw the game

Maps and directions

The promise of protection

Guns and religion

Eroding seaside lots in hurricane states

Admission to the Ivy League

And very white teeth

Commemorative coins and privacy

Government positions and pretty babies

No exceptions

Everything’s on sale

Trophy wives and dog meat

And fake IDs

Hugs and kisses

And highly sensitive information

Executive producer credit and ivory

Freedom and organs and multiple spins

Narcan, spray paint, bath salts, meth

Opioids, steroids and weed

Bulletproof phone booths

And flower delivery and altered DNA

Self-cleaning ovens

Conversion therapy

Rabbit ears and feet

Lip injections and airstreams

Original ideas and stolen jewelry

Pesticides and a private jet for

The preacher praying for it on TV

Scheduled C-sections

And bottle service

And loyalty

Future trips to outer space

And better ratings, edible pants

And a wall full of leaves