Du Berry Was a Lady: Friendship - Judy Garland

If you’re ever in a jam, here I am

If you’re ever in a mess, S.O.S.

If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I’m your bail

It’s friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgot

Ours will still be hot

If you’re ever down a well, ring my bell

And if you’re ever up a tree just phone to me

If you ever lose your teeth and you’re out to dine, borrow mine

It’s friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgate

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Ours will still be great

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise

If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose

And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I’ll complain

It’s friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships have been forgit

Ours will still be it

If you ever lose your mind, I’ll be kind

And if you ever lose your shirt, I’ll be hurt

If you’re ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won’t laugh

It’s friendship, friendship

Just a perfect blendship

When other friendships are up the crick

Ours will still be slick

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Good evening friend!