The Mob Rap, Pt. 5 - JT Music

I’m gonna need you guys to wrap it up real quick!

Did somebody say, «Rap»?

OH NO LORDY HELP ME!!!

After all this time, we’ve made some changes

Come with me, see the brand new faces!

How long has it been?

Hard to say!

It’s me, Skeleton, but I’ve gone astray!

Still a marksman, handy with a bow

If I hit you with an arrow, it’ll make you very slow!

I’ve been through a lot, can you tell from my clothes?

But the bars that I drop are still ice cold!

I’m not a zombie, I’m just a husk!

I survive the sun from dawn to dusk

I like it hot, I’m awful sunburned

And when I punch you, I’ll hit you with hunger!

My brain is fried, my skin is charred

If I don’t kill you, you’ll just starve!

When you’re in a desert, you don’t wanna touch me!

Do I look like a guy, who’d carry sunscreen?

Hey extra crispy, take a seat

I’m an iced out bear, but I’ll spit some heat

You mess with my cub, and I’ll make you my snack!

Get up on my hind legs, and come down with a wack

Poke the bear, you get the claws

I’ll use your bones to floss my jaws!

Damn, that’s cold, I got 'em like burr!

By the way, don’t touch the fur

I hear them outside my door!

(Here we go again!)

I can’t take it anymore!

(Will this ever end?)

These mobs keep on comin'

They got me a runnin'

How have I survived all the way to Part 5?!

Can’t believe I still haven’t died!

I don’t have weapons to kill you with

And for the last time, I’M NOT A SILVERFISH!

Even though that’s kinda what I’m acting like

I may be small, but my raps are tight!

Ender Pearls make Endermites!

So you better stock up on pesticide

I’ll hunt you down when I prowl around

Get some soul sand, drown it now!

STUPID ENDERMAN!

I hate these little pests!

Eh, What’s up doc?

Got any carrots, I like 'em a lot

Sorry about hoppin' and chompin' on your crops

Somebody say carrots?

That’s all that we want!

I got a big family, we’re pretty good at eating

And I thought chickens we’re the best at breeding!

Run!

It’s a wolf and he looks pretty hungry!

He’s no match for the Killer Bunny!

Come prepared if you’re looking for Atlantis

If you breathe air, you won’t have an advantage!

Razor sharp thorns, laser beam vision

Want an easy fight?

Better keep fishin'!

Our temple is ancient with treasure at the core

But it would be wise to stay ashore!

Attention squid: You should all get lost!

Touch our gold, and you will deal with our boss!

Take us out of water, and we just flop

I hear them outside my door!

(Here we go again!)

I can’t take it anymore!

(Will this ever end?)

These mobs keep on comin'

They got me a runnin'

How have I survived all the way to Part 5?!

Seriously, how am I still alive?!

Want to pet me?

not today!

(Meow!) Come close and I run away

(HISSS!) I keep my distance when I stalk my prey

Just spotted a chicken a couple blocks away!

I’ll be your cat on one condish

Keep me fed with a lot of fish!

I’ll scare the creepers and protect your home

Dogs suck!

Cats own!

Welcome to the End, keep an eye on the bricks

I blend right in because I’m full of tricks!

If I hit you with a spell, it will levitate you well

And your petty arrows won’t penetrate my shell!

Don’t need a stronghold, my shell’s a fort

Hit me with a sword, and I teleport!

Our defenses will hold you for hours!

Watch your step when you climb our towers!

My back is aching… My feet are hurtin'

Why do I have to… be your servant?

I swear to Notch… you keep be workin'

I’ll put the beast… back in beast of burden!

I’m sick and tired… of bein' treated like vermin

DON’T MAKE ME BRING MY HERD IN!

Hee Haw!

I carry more than a horse

But you’re not as fast!

Kiss yourself cause you’re an ass!

Heads up!

(Heads up!) Get low!

(Get low!)

I’m bout (I'm bout) to blow!

(to blow!)

I’m known to drop bombs a lot

And I’ve been hissin' long before ocelots!

Y’all know me, I’m the OG mob!

I rap battle zombies and blow things up!

So you can call this my bomb track

I go out with a bang on a mob rap!

Heheh, hey, Sans and Papyrus called

They want their puns back!

Ah!

Shut up, Ghast!

Nobody invited you!

I hear them outside my door!

(Here we go again!)

I can’t take it anymore!

(Will this ever end?)

These mobs keep on comin'

They got me a runnin'

How have I survived all the way to Part 5?!

Wow!

What a horrible nightmare!

It’s OK.

Just a dream.

Just a dream

(Stray)

Until Next Time (Evil laugh)