Left 4 Dead 2 Rap - JT Music

Nick, that’s my name

The games that I play

Is stricken out my opponents in the poker domain

And even when the chips are low

I’ll whip out a good hand

I straight royal flush zombies

Straight out of this land

Watch me kill zombies

Defend my friends from Jockeys

Bullet straight to the face

Now he won’t feel so hoppy

These things don’t got me

I’m really strong and I just go in dropping bombs

Like a true con-man

People call me Ellis

And don’t wear it out

And if a zombie’s got an attitude I’ll scare it out

A local from Savannah,

Blow it out like a candle

I’m a real man and I endure what I can

I watch a Charger pick me up and now I’m like

GOD DAMN!!!

I’m’a get back up and ruin zombies wishes

I follow my own rules

Kill all sons of bitches!

My name is Rochelle

A reporter on local news

This spiraling outbreak seems to

Make my dreams come true

But getting caught in the hot spot

Where zombies can rot

It’s not time to die

It’s time the zombies get shot

I sneak around quiet

Zombies better not try it

This Spitter can be bitter

But I’m not on a diet

I won’t die and I’ll be there when my team is fallin'

See 'em rockin' this and poppin' this

THIS SHIT IS BALLIN'

Coach is what I’m known as, zombies call me Sir

Physical Education is what I prefer

See I’m an expert in fitness, so my legs can carry me

I gained a couple more pounds

But I’ve got awesome memory

Gettin' up close and personal

This is a fun night

Unloadin' shotgun shells and lettin' the blood fly

The butt of my gun is what I give the zombies to choke on

And with the chainsaw I’ll give the Smoker

Somethin' to smoke on

We fight like a team

In this bad dream

(Fight like a team)

We gotta stick together when the zombie’s near

Yeah, we may be different

But we fight like one

The undead can run, chew our guns

(Chew our guns)

We’re one for one, hundred to none

'Cause killin' off zombies is so much freakin' fun

(Ellis: I’m on top of my game!)

(Rochelle: I’m sendin' 'em red)

I know this time we won’t be

LEFT 4 DEAD!!!