Fact Rap Challenge - JT Music

Facts — cuz that’s what I came prepared to write

Water freezes at 32 degrees Fahrenheit

The designer of the Eiffel tower was scared of heights

There are more than 300 illuminated Paris sites

Not parasites, they’re inside you, scary, right?

Tapeworms can grow to 50 feet?

Back to Paris lights

They could spare some lights if you ever need 'em

Chrysanthemums are pretty but did you know you can eat 'em?

I learned that from a book so if you haven’t you should read one

Caffeine’s a diuretic so you bet it makes ya pee, fun

Australia went to war with emus, and got beaten

The «Grease Gun"is the M3 sub machine gun

Used in World War 2 cuz it was a cheap gun

Speaking of, gunpowder — made by the Chinese, son

Fuck the Mona Lisa, da Vinci liked to draw dicks

A blue whale’s dong is 3 meters long, sick

These are all facts, even if obnoxious

Like Ricegum’s Response to iDubbz — shit

The world is round, flat-earthers suck my balls

And did you know awesome role models do not include both the Pauls

Yo, OJ is guilty, and «Khaleesi"means queen

Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green

During the battle of Pelusium

The Persians had cats and they were using 'em

Because they knew that Egyptians were afraid of wounding 'em

2 grand’s the average cost a single carat ruby runs

But the most expensive chemical element — californium

27 mil a gram, who can afford more than one?

Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden

But they watch way more gay porn than anyone

The internet weighs as much as an egg in electrons

Less weight, high reps, best for a chest pump

But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy

Dolphins have sex for pleasure but they never get sweaty

Human eyeballs stay the same size

Brown, blue or green, for your entire lives

And we perceive the world upside down first

The brain flips it over with mind powers

The sun is hot (How hot?) Really hot

Saddam was found in a hole underground when he got caught

The moon landing happened back in '69, it wasn’t fake

But someone you don’t trust — Glados, when she’s promised cake