It's Christmas (And I Hate You) - Josh Weller, Paloma Faith

Well, it’s been so long since we first met

And the honeymoon is over, I’d like to forget

The night we met you lied to me

You said that you were nineteen when you were twenty-three

Well, it’s cold outside but colder in here

Every year I want to leave you, I get the yuletide fear

Well, there’s snow on the street, and a star on the tree

We may be happily married but you’re killing me, oh

So Merry Christmas, babe, I think I hate you

A little bit more than last year

This year, my present to you

I’m getting sick of Christmas, I’m already sick of you

This year, my present to you

I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you

You hoe, hoe, hoe

Your mother never liked me

You’ve got an Oedipus complex

Your father’s so self-righteous

And he thinks he’s Malcolm X, oh

So Merry Christmas, babe, I think I hate you

A little bit more than last year

This year, my present to you

I’m getting sick of Christmas, I’m already sick of you

This year, my present to you

I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you

You hoe, hoe, hoe

(whistling)

I hate your smile

I hate your folks

I hate our kids

I hate your clothes

I hate your kiss

I hate your smell

I hate your music taste as well

«Darling, cool is not music»

I hate how middle class we are

I hate your silver executive car

I hate your job

You’re such a knob!

«It's your turn to walk the dog.»

«Where is the dog?»

It’s your dog

This year, my present to you

I’m getting sick of Christmas, I’m already sick of you

This year, my present to you

I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you

You hoe, hoe, hoe

This year, my present to you

Yes this year

I’m getting sick of Christmas, I’m already sick of you

My present to you

This year, my present to you

I’m walking, I’m walking

I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you

Outta here, out that door

You hoe, hoe, hoe

This year, my present to you

Oh, ho, yeah, I ain’t nobody’s hoe, I ain’t gon' be your hoe no more

I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you, I’m leaving you

Oh oooh, yeah yeah hey

…Josh?

Josh?