Millionaire Girlfriend - Jonathan Coulton

I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long

I know she’s out there for I have heard her song

In dreams she sings to me

Her angel’s voice a symphony, mmm

Is she in a garden or a meadow fair

Does the dappled sunlight shine ribbons in her hair?

Does she sit patiently smiling as she waits for me?

Mmm

She’s my millionaire girlfriend and she’s my life

Once I finally find her I’ll get permission from the wife

We will all live in our castle high

My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

She’s s stolen secret from a pirate’s chest

I will wear an ascot and a suit that has a vest

And I will put it on as I watch gardener mow the lawn, mmm

She’s a fairy princess from a song of old

I will have a toothbrush that is made of solid gold

And I will watch TV as my manservant flosses me, mmm

She’s my millionaire girlfriend and she’s my life

Once I finally find her I’ll get permission from the wife

We will all live in our castle high

My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

It does not matter to me if she’s pretty

All that counts is what she’s got at Citibank

Chase Manhattan or even Washington Mutual

When my search is ended I will cherish her

She will sign some papers, give me power of attorney

And what’s hers will be mine in perpetuity, mmm

She’s my millionaire girlfriend and she’s my life

Once I finally find her I’ll get permission from the wife

We will all live in our castle high

My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I

My beloved and my millionaire girlfriend and I