Next Big Thing - Johnny Socko

You want to eat your cake, and have a slice of that guy’s too

Just jump aboard that next big thing, and let the gravy poor all over you

The timing has to be just right, you have to know just when to act

And meet me at the bottom line, of a lucritive contract

Pick up your axe, and put it on wax

We’ll ride tonight, if the demographic’s right

Jump on the next big thing, by June she’ll be full swing

Start now and you’ll have time to savor, being that month’s flavor

Jump on the next big thing, you’ll be another Sting

They’ll love you, buy you, idolize you, till it’s time to despise you

The label will put up big cash, along with the familiar strings

A cameo by some has-been, who wants a piece of the next big thing

We’ll cut our hair like all the rest, but dressed in all the latest gear

And when they shoot the video, look in the lens and act sincere

Dispell your fears and dry your tears

We’re bound to win, or at least rule the cut-out bin