Crocodile Roll - John Williamson

Havin' a barbie by the river

With no one else around

A tropical honeymoon

Knocking a Four X down

She was standing in the water

Eating a pumpkin scone

When crunch!

she was gone

They were doing the crocodile roll

The woman and the reptile

Doing the crocodile roll

In the middle of the river

Down came her husband

With a gun and a carving knife

To slaughter every crocodile

For taking his darling wife

You can’t go round eating Queens landers

You overgrown goannas

I’ll turn you all into shoes

Crunch!

It was in the news

They were doin the crocodile roll

The husband and the reptile

Doin the crocodile roll

In the middle of the river

Down came his bloodhound

With mangy curly hair

Picked up the scent

Away he went

Bum in the air

Then the dog got carried away

And ran out on a log

When church!

no more dog

They were doing the crocodile roll

The canine and the reptile

Doing the crocodile roll

In the middle of the river

Down came a wild pig

Rooting all about

The little swine

Drank the wine

And really pigged it out

Then the crocodile chased him round

And the little pig said «up yours!»

Crunch!

into another crocs jaws

They were doing the crocodile roll

The porker and the reptile

Doing the crocodile roll

In the middle of the river

There’s no moral to the story

Just a brand new dance

Grab your partner by the neck

And swing your crocodile pants

Dip your toe in the water

Are you ready for romance?

Swirl your tail around the floor

C’mon take a chance

Now your doing the crocodile roll

Stirring up the mud

Doing the crocodile roll

In the middle of the river

They were doing the crocodile roll

Stirring up the mud crabs

Doing the crocodile roll

In the middle of the river

Crunch!