Do Flowers Exist at Night? - John Mulaney

Do flowers exist at night?

Do flowers exist at night?

Do flowers exist at night?

Do flowers exist at night?

I can’t picture them

Petal nor stem

Underneath the bright moonlight

I keep meaning to check

But I always forget

To ask if flowers exist at night

Do flowers exist at night?

(Do flowers exist at night?)

Do flowers exist at night?

(Do flowers exist at night?)

Do flowers exist at night?

Do flowers exist at night?

At night in the park, do they bloom in the dark?

Or do they hide until sunrise?

It shouldn’t be hard one night to creep in the yard

And catch those night flowers by surprise

Do flowers exist at night?

(Do flowers exist at night?)

Do flowers exist at night?

(Do flowers exist at night?)

Do flowers exist at night?

(Do flowers exist at night?)

Do flowers exist at—flowers exist at—flowers exist at night?