Two Ladies - Joel Grey

M.C.

and GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee

Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee

Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

Two ladies

GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

Two ladies

GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

And I’m the only man, ja!

GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

I like it

GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

They like it

GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

This two for one!

M.C.

and GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

GIRLS:

Two ladies

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

GIRLS:

Two ladies

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

GIRLS:

And he’s the only man

Ja!

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

GIRLS:

He likes it

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

GIRLS:

We like it

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

GIRLS:

This two for one!

GIRL 1:

I do the cooking

GIRL 2:

And I make the bed

I go out daily to earn our daily bread

But we’ve one thing in common

GIRL 1:

He

She

GIRL 2:

And me

GIRL 1:

The key

GIRL 2:

The key

The key

Eins

GIRL 2:

Zwei

GIRL 1:

Drei

ALL:

Los!

GIRLS:

Oooh!

Oooh!

Oooh!

We switch partners daily

To play as he please

GIRL 1:

Twosie beats onsie

But nothing beats threes

I sleep in the middle

GIRL 2:

I’m left

GIRL 1:

And I’m right

But there’s room on the bottom

If you drop in some night!

M.C.

and GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

Two ladies

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

Two ladies

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

And he’s the only man, ja!

GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

I like it

GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

They like it

GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee

This two for one!

GIRLS:

Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee!