Too Drunk to Drive Drunk - Joe Louis Walker

A couple games of pool, just a wind on dime

Ready to leave, I couldn’t find my keys

The bartender says he’s got them

But they’re staying here with me

'Cause you’re too drunk to drive drunk this time

Too drunk to drive drunk this time

I know you might have did it a million times before

But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more

I went and looked at my car, my car looked back to me

I said, «We can’t go nowhere, the bartender’s got my keys»

You mighta driven drunk outta here before

But ain’t gon' let you do it anymore

'Cause you’re too drunk to drive drunk this time

You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time

I know you might have did it a million times before

But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more

Well, I went back in and had another round

I planned some more booze to try to wine down

I’m ready to leave, couldn’t find my keys

Bartender’s still got 'em and staying here with me

You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time

You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time

I know you might have did it a million times before

But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more

You’re too drunk to drive drunk this time

Too drunk to drive drunk this time

I know you might have did it a million times before

But you ain’t driving outta here like this no more