Roommates - Jimmy Fallon

Go back to ur dorm, an u got ur roommate.

that never werks out.

That never

Werks out.

they don’t want it to work out.

They want it like its a real world

Episode in ur dorm room.

Like I, uh, Like I don’t understand like they hav the

Compatibility tests you fill out at the beginning of the year… thats such a

Joke with that test u fill out at the beginning of the year.

It’s like «Umm I

Like rock and roll.

I like stayin up late, and I love the ladies!

oh yeah oh

Hoo» «Okay we got the perfect room mate for u.

He’z an opera major, he'z an

Arptileptic, an he’z gay so go fight each other.

we got four camera angles

That’ll be perfect, welcome to college, go screw urself.»

«HUH?»

«Yeah, thats

What we say here, go ahead.»

Then u think urslef, «Okay I got it beat, i got it

Beat, my buddy from high skool’s comn up, hez gonna be my room mate, its gonna

Be awesum.»

No, that is never awesum.

It doesn’t work out.

No it doesn’t.

Hate

To tell ya, u will fight each other, u will jes get, u will get, ill tell ya

Why one of is cuz they have too much dirt on u.

You’r friend from home has too

Much dirt on u, they’ll kill u they’ll crush u in an argument for no reason

Like u jes say «hey man, uh, these dishes hav been in the sink for like 2 weeks

Man, an their ur dishes, are u gonna clean em or wat?»

Yeah remember when u had

Crabs in 6 grade?

(audience laughter) I fair to bring up my crabs?