If You Were Born Today - Jimmy Eat World

If you were born today

We’d kill you by age eight

Never get the chance to say

Joy to the world and

Peace on the earth

Forgive them for they know not what they do

Blessed are the meek and

Blessed are the humble

Blessed are the ninety and nine

Deny the flesh

Deny all that’s evil

Tonight you’ll deny me thrice

If you were born today

We’d kill you by age eight

Ever get the chance to say…