Hijinks Ensue - Jerry Paper

The pelican shouting «Fuck you all» at the crowd;

I bum him a smoke on the way out of town

Beavers crunch numbers.

The porpoise slips and falls

The wolf’s eyes pop out of his head

Hijinks ensue as the wolf’s tongue rolls out;

He sees something outside the frame

We see a reflection, a flash of the scene

Maybe a breast.

Maybe two?

He knows he’s left early but he does not know why

His fur collar up to his ears

The piggie is hopped up on USA-made speed

We see something rustle behind

Hijinks ensue as the pig’s head explodes

He’s left standing;

we don’t know his name

We see in the background a mouse with a lever

He grabs all the cash and then leaves.

«Ooh!»