Tijuana - Jan & Dean

The little old lady from Tijuana

She knows how but she don’t wanna

If you ever see her around

She’ll pick you up and she’ll put you down

Everybody knows that there’s nobody stronger

Than the little old lady from Tijuana

She’ll curl your nose and she’ll pull your hair

She’s the terror of everyone that is a square

It’s the little old lady from Tijuana

(Ay! Ay!)

Everybody wonders what she’s got in her pot now

You can bet your hauraches that it’s worth a lot now

She’s got a bunch of bananas that’ll blow your mind

Two for a nickel and one for a dime

And everybody knows that there’s nobody stronger

Than the little old lady from Tijuana

She’ll curl your nose and she’ll pull your hair

She’s the terror of everyone that is a square

It’s the little old lady from Tijuana

She’s got a mule drawn cart that’s really a groove now

If the cops try to stop her she can really move now

She whips a little hay on her ass

Man this chick is really a gas

And everybody knows that there’s nobody stronger

Than the little old lady from Tijuana

She’ll curl your nose and she’ll pull your hair

She’s the terror of everyone that is a square

It’s the little old lady from Tijuana

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go