National Hotel - Ian & Sylvia

All the halls are haunted

At the National Hotel

Snorin' and a-screamin'

And down the hall the demons dwell

Every night they’re knockin'

Come a-knockin' at my door

Callin' our for Shirley

She don’t live here anymore (She don’t live here anymore)

(Oh, get heart, boys!)

The radiator rumbles

He’s tryin' to get away

From the cockroach in the corner

Who likes livin' this a-way

And the smell that keeps risin'

From down in the Greek dinin' room (Greasy spoon)

Reminds me of the waitresses

And that got me howlin' and bayin' at the moon

The carpet lives on ketchup

And the light bulb lives on flies

The wallpaper pattern

Lives on anything it can hypnotize (It can hypnotize)

All the halls are haunted (Boo)

At the National Hotel

Snorin' and a-screamin'

And down the hall the demons dwell

Every night they’re knockin'

Come a-knockin' at my door

Callin' our for Shirley

Uh, she don’t live here anymore (She don’t live here anymore)

(Oh, I’m so sorry, Madam!)