John - I am the Other Person, John

Hi, my name is earth, I had to skip a day of work yesterday

My head was driving me berserk

Something was wrong inside me Decided to see what was likely, and ran to the solar doctor in high speed

With an IV stuck in my vein, he exclaimed

«God almighty, I think i know what the heck this might be», «Enlighten me»

«Don't take this lightly, you’re diagnosed with a bad case of the chronic

global man-ingitis»

«Meningitis?»

«No stupid, man-ingitis

Lemme explain it to you, it’s like this

It’s what happens when you have a lotta little people

Walking around, talking about, trying to ignite shit.»

«Oh my god, I sight this, it’s terrifying

They don’t care I’m dying, what they need is a paradigm shift

If this carries on, i just might split

Doctor, these people are mindless, How the hell do i fight this?»

Hey Peeps!

Dont go and hate me I only crave peace

But I won’t say please

Driving me crazy

Don’t wanna slay these

Wee little babies

So please dont make me

«You gotta try to communicate,»

«Not with this foolish race with their minds fully consumed with hate

Who’d mutilate my beautiful whales and use them to lubricate

Their stupid metal toys and rather shoot at each other’s face

Besides, how does a planet talk to a man?

Bad plan, it’s like hitting a nail with a battering ram

The last time I tried to make a statement, talking to nations

I just accidentally killed a lot of Indonesians

But i think i got a plan.

i could have my man John

Sing a rad song to these mad dogs

We got a rapport, but he’s probably out of his mind

But he gives me more respect than all of these suckers combined

I could pay his body a visit,, consume his spirit

Use a human visage for a short few minutes

And while I’m in it, maybe these damn people’ll start to listen

With close attention, to this earth song when i sing it Hey Peeps!

Dont go and hate me I only crave peace

But I won’t say please

Driving me crazy

Don’t wanna slay these

Wee little babies

So please dont make me

(Verse 3)

Good morning people, I’m here to issue a warning

Are you gonna respond, or do you wish to just scorn it Choose to ignore it, you probably won’t live to mourn it

I’m sorry, but this might be the only way to resolve this

Can’t y’all open your eyes and notice the necrosis

Causing me to fall apart like a bunch of sick roses

Why can’t you focus on whats at hand, you megalomaniacs

Instead of wondering where the fuck heaven or hell is at You humans are a fake slithering snake, lacing

And poisoning all my great land, rivers and lakes

Making all my poor trees and plants wither away

I’m so enraged, i can’t help but quiver and quake

I’m this close to relapsing to my last resort

And calling Mr. Asteroid, don’t you lads remember the dinosaurs?

I wiped em all, but I love you more.

Don’t go to war with me Your mother, let’s all try to live in harmony."