How to Handle a Woman - Hugo Montenegro

«How to handle a woman?

There’s a way», said the wise old man

«A way known by every woman

Since the whole rigmarole began»

Do I flatter her?

I begged, him answer

Do I threaten or cajole or plead?

Do I brood or play the gay romancer?

Said he, smiling, «No indeed»

«How to handle a woman?

Mark me well, I will tell you, sir

The way to handle a woman

Is to love her, simply love her

Merely love her, love her, love her»

«How to handle a woman?

Mark me well, I will tell you, sir

The way to handle a woman

Is to love her, simply love her

Merely love her, love her, love her»