Fat Belly - Homeboy Sandman

Oreos are vegan, so are kettle-cooked potato chips

Russet flavor be my favorite

Plus my girl in love and don’t mind if my belly fat

I’d love her if her belly fat, but love her belly flat

Hey yo that peanut butter and jelly be the jam

I wash it down with almond milk

Almond Breeze or Silk, whatever brand

Trader Joe’s that cost the least

Whole Foods, though’ll run you 'least a nephew and a niece

My motto is bravado and avocados

Whenever I’m not full, it leaves me hollow

Plus I’m Dominicano, so you know

I love arroz con habichuelas

During hot sauce application i may get a bit overzealous

If you’ve ever seen me turn down pasta

I promise you it wasn’t me it was an impostor

At times I may pose for cameras

Other times I’ll push through hungry for a bushel of bananas

Word up

A big ol' fat belly (x4)

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A big ol' fat belly (x4)

Belly belly, belly

My power’s mostly solar

Otherwise digestion of granola

My oil’s coconut and not canola

If you tryin' to drink some soda, you should not come over

All I’m tryin' to say though

Is sun, try sun-dried tomatoes

There’s a zillion different dishes they be great fo

I promise you’ll be grateful

Lentils are instrumental

Think about it, you won’t have no problems that are dental

If you ain’t eatin' on falafel then you mental, fam

That’s like tryin to eat a pussy with a dental dam

I be in Burma

Fightin' off a sunburn with a bean burger

And I tip servers… biatch!

(biatch!)

A big ol' fat belly (x4)

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A big ol' fat belly (x4)

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Food, glorious food to consume

Still ill over portabella mushrooms

Fresh-baked bread

Stay in effect and stay fed

Ain’t that the truth

I eat up olives, drink entire jars of juice

Is that a jar or a bottle or a tube?

Good food

I eat a lot of popcorn with oil and salt

Unpopped kernels at the pot bottom

That’s nobody’s fault

I chew extra on the unpopped kernels

Then wash it all down with tap water, not sterno

Maybe juice and seltzer water for a drink to refresh

Or frozen chunks of fruit, I’d say that mango be the best

If you don’t like dark chocolate then you awkward

And the fat belly moves onward

A big ol' fat belly (x4)

Belly belly, belly

A big ol' fat belly (x4)

Belly belly, belly