All I see is Poop - Hobo Johnson

All I see is poop, the worlds fuckin' shit

I’m a piece of shit too

Yeah, literally just poop

It fucking stinks, it smells like a zoo

Ayo, ay, she got a big ol' booty

And a heart like Rudy

Yeah, she’s brave as shit

She accepts climate change exists

Yeah, and when I see her pick up litter

It makes me wanna have a fuckin' kid with her

Ay, when she fuckin' sorts those bottles

My libido fuckin' go full throttle

But even that couldn’t take me away

From the thought of the bondage and all of the pain

If things were really so great here

Why are we all in a pit of despair

All I see is poop, the worlds fuckin' shit

I’m a piece of shit too

Yeah, literally just poop

It fucking stinks, it smells like a zoo

Everyone around me

Everything I touch

Everyone I see

Everything I feel

Yeah, she drops all it on me, my eyes burst

It’s hard to be aroused when your eyes hurt

Yeah, she put it on me, then my brain melted

It’s hard to throw money when your brain’s hemorrhaged

She started twerkin', made the ground shake

I said, «damn babe, you’re gonna make a ground wave!»

Yeah, then she put a cup on her butt

I said «woah, that’s a waste of a cup

That was my grandfathers cup!»

All I see is poop, and the worlds fuckin' shit

I’m a piece of shit too

Hey, literally poop

This fucking stinks, I don’t know what to do

Everyone around me

Everything I touch

Everyone I see

Everything I feel

We set the world on fire to keep your cubicle cool

I bet you keep that shit from 70 to 72

But I would really like to work for you

Look, I can cause harmful emissions

And mass suffering just like you!

I used to be fun when I drank like a fish

All clean and sober, I just sit and get pissed

And my parents depressed, but they don’t know the words

So they just assume that’s how everything is

I tried being drunk, it didn’t work

So I tried to pay someone to talk to me, didn’t work

So I started eating greens, it didn’t work

So I started buying lottery tickets, and that might work

All I see is poop, and the worlds fuckin' shit

I’m a piece of shit too

Hey, literally poop

This fucking stinks, I don’t know what to do

Everyone around me

Everything I touch

Everyone I see

Everything I feel