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I’m gettin kinda tired of this

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You’ve got all of muggle kind under your spell

Don’t you know the whole world’s already gone

And reserved a copy at Amazon

How many more books could you sell?

Now give me my book or go to hell!

'Cause I need Harry Potter

Like a grindylow needs water

And as Saturday approaches my need grows

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It’ll be like phoenix tears on a broken nose

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I’m getting kinda petrified:

What would Ron do if Hermione died?

Or if Voldemort killed Hedwig just for yuks?

I have no confidence

In theories about the half blood prince

And what if Harry’s brain is a horcrux?

Holy crap that would freakin' suck!

'Cause I need Harry Potter

Like a grindylow needs water

And as Saturday approaches my need grows

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Whatever’s up the sleeves of JK Rowling

I bet it has to do with Snape unbreakably vowing

To protect that pureblood pus-face Malfoy

But in the end I don’t think it’s gonna matter

If Snape’s good or if he’s bad

Because the weight of the world rests on our boy

Yeah, the weight of the world rests on our boy

'Cause we need Harry Potter

Like a grindylow needs water

And as Saturday approaches our need grows

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It’ll be like phoenix tears on a broken nose

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But mostly I’m just feelin' sad

And I know this could end real bad but

I wish it didn’t have to end at all

Yeah, I wish it didn’t have to end at all

'Cause I couldn’t care more about Harry Potter

If Hogwarts was my alma mater

And as Saturday approaches my need grows

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It’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose;

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