Munchkinland - Harold Arlen, E. Y. Harburg

Come out, come out wherever you are

And meet the young lady who fell from a star

She fell from the sky

She fell very far and Kansas she says is the name of the star

Kansas she say is the name of the star

She brings you good news or haven’t you heard?

When she fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred

It really was no miracle, what happened was just this

The wind began to switch, the house to pitch, and suddenly the hinges started

To unhitch

Just then the witch, to satisfy an itch went flying on her broomstick thumbing

For a hitch

And oh what happen’d was rich

The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch, it landed on the wicked

Witch in the middle of a ditch

Which was not a healthy situation for a wicked witch

The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch, it landed on the wicked

Witch in the middle of a ditch

Which was not a healthy situation for a wicked witch who began to twitch

And was reduced to just a stitch of what was once the wicked witch