This Ain't Dallas - Hank Williams Jr.

This ain’t Dallas and this ain’t Dynasty

This is a real-life two job working family

And I ain’t J.R. You ain’t Suellen

We’re just a man and a woman holding things together

I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five

I don’t have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive

My wife ain’t out shoppin' with a country club queen

Cause she’s workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three

And this ain’t Dallas and this ain’t Dynasty

This is a real-life two job working family

And I ain’t J.R. You ain’t Suellen

We’re just a man and a woman holding things together

Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream

You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam

Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they’re a sight to see

My ole lady said, «I know what you’re thinkin'»

I said «Now honey, don’tcha know all of that is on TV?»

And this ain’t Dallas, this ain’t Dynasty

This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee

And I ain’t J.R. and you ain’t Suellen

Nah We’re just man and woman holding things together

No this ain’t Dallas and this ain’t Dynasty

This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee

I ain’t J.R. and you ain’t Suellen

Nah we’re just man and woman holding this thing together

Hey we’re just a man and woman holding this thing together

Honey, turn off the TV!