Dogs - Haiku D'Etat

Always regarded as man’s best friend

To keep you company or guard your property

When on the loose they run in packs and chase the cats

You know 'em as

My dogs

My dogs

My dogs

To all my d-o-geez & GBz & g-o-deez

Cause ain’t none truer than these

A four legger looking for a reservoir

Dog days doggin' em out in a dead end job

It’s a dog life dog eat dog world

But I’m a go out with my dogs tonight though to meet girls

Dog fighting this is not right

Man nothing should come between dogs Summer spring fall — winter

But spend some time with your women

Or you’re in the doghouse

For showing to courtesy and her birthday You forgot about it

Not because you’re malicious had no intention

A two-legged puppy is only human

He’s lucky to have you — Ab Rude

He’s out there guarding the block late

The dogwatch Doberman gang of Hip Hop

Taking over the spot roll over to show me watcha got

Only the tip top matriculated

In this clique that we instated

If we knew you wanted it quicker we’d a laid it

But I’m doggone glad we made it

Let’s go let me bless the flow

D-o-g with a pedigree best in show

I get around like a greyhound the rest are slow

You in a pack of dogs pulling one Eskimo

I got a sudden urge to croon howl at the moon

I get hot like a dog day afternoon

Coming down the sidewalk give a dog some room

I’m well groomed & trained to bite these buffoons

What a dog type life y’all be putting me through

I say don’t you dog me & they always do

I’m always in the doghouse thanks to you

And they try to wag the dog like I haven’t a clue

No it ain’t To-To or Marmaduke

I’m more like Kujo armed with a nuke

Attack like a pit bull ripping up your suit

Big up to Shell Dog & my big dog Jup

Call me Myka 9 no fleas

Just me & my dogs and we don’t need a leash kupeesh?

We’re all beasts well trained ain’t none of us pillow tamed

It’s a doggone shame that some of these cats lame

But me & my main dogs bark up the right tree

Spark up the light green park in the night heat

To hot box & steam & holla at these queens

I call it animal instinct

When we we run around looking for females

Pretty in pink — because we love the honeys

And in the club we buy 'em all a drink

We only see black & white

You might get attacked if you don’t act right

People gamble on the outcome of a dogfight

And some dogs don’t say nothing before they bite

The girls want a puppy to teach a new trick

But they really love a big dog with a big stick

To fetch a Frisbee to catch a big bone

To dig into the earth & make a dog moan

All my out of town dogs just stay down dogs

Not talking 'bout groundhogs

Ain’t nothing but a hound dog

But you know you’re my dogs