Shocker In Gloomtown - Guided By Voices

Were you there?

Were you kicking?

Alive in aisle twelve

Gimmick of the century

In boxes and jars

And giveaway cars

He motioning for you

Twas a band

They were sickening

Arousing everyone

PS Dump Your Boyfriend

Promotional trash

Emotional bash

With helium balloons

So now tell me

How the hell did we miss it

Bared his ass for all to see

And no one got to kiss it