The Earrings Song - Gretchen Wilson

Well, I finally found a sitter who’d stay late on Friday night

So I could do some dancin' underneath them neon lights

Get out of the kitchen do a little catchin' up with my old man

And I couldn’t help but notice girl that you keep slinkin' by

Stealin' his attention with the twinkle in your eye

You’re causin' an involuntary clenchin' of the fingers on my hand

So honey move along and find a place to park yourself while you still can

Don’t make me take my earrings out

'Cause I’ll show you what a cat fight’s all about

I’ll throw you down and mop the floor, a man like mine’s worth fightin' for

Don’t make me take my earrings out

And I bet I spent an hour at the bathroom vanity

Tryin' to turn a mom into a ballroom beauty queen

I don’t wanna mess it up but trust me honey I ain’t scared to break a nail

Yeah, and I’d be glad to spend a night in jail

(Aw, hell)

So don’t make me take my earrings out

'Cause I’ll show you what a cat fight’s all about

If you come waltzin' by once more I’ll drag your butt right out the door

So don’t make me take my earrings out

(Ah, haw)

So don’t make me take my earrings out

'Cause I’ll show you what a cat fight’s all about

I’ll throw you down and mop the floor, a man like mine’s worth fightin' for

Don’t make me take my earrings out

If you come waltzin' by once more I’ll throw you down and mop the floor

And drag your butt, right out the door, a man like mine’s worth fightin' for

So don’t make me take my earrings out