Bathtub Blues - Greg Brown

I get so dirty

I get so dirty

I get so dirty

I get so dirty

I get so dirty

Gotta take a bath every night

I wash my nose, scrub my toes

Oh-oh Mama, forgot to take off my clothes

Now I’m swish-swish-swishin'

Splash, splash, splashin'

Goosh, goosh, gooshin'

Slipping and a-sliding

Running down the hallway-

My Mama’s coming after me

Papa’s coming after me

The dog is coming after me

I’m afraid they’re going to catch me

Ob boy, am I in trouble- down the hall I go

I fell asleep.

I fell asleep

I was lying in the bathtub and I fell asleep

Such a nice warm bathtub, I fell asleep

Such a nice warm bathtub, I fell …

When I woke up in the morning

I had turned into to a duck

All the kids at school said «Oh, what a fool!

He fell asleep in the bathtub!

He turned into a duck!»

Yea, but I just laughed and then I flew away

I get so dirty

I get so dirty

I get so dirty

I get so dirty

I get so dirty

Gotta take a bath every night