Ex-Straight Edge Ex - Good Clean Fun

I used to have a vegan girlfriend

She’s not vegan anymore

Now that we’re not dating she’s my:

Ex-Vegan-Ex (Ex-Vegan-Ex)

I used to have a straightedge girlfriend

She’s not straightedge anymore

Now that we’re not dating she’s my:

Ex-Straightedge-Ex (Ex-straightedge-ex)

I always felt really bad for the non-straightedge kids.

Not just because they were destroying their brains with drugs and alcohol,

but because they never got to take part in any of the good sing-a-longs.

This is for them.

I used to have a vegan girlfriend

She’s not vegan anymore

Now that we’re not dating she’s my:

Ex-Vegan-Ex (Ex-Vegan-Ex)

I used to have a straightedge girlfriend

She’s not straightedge anymore

Now that we’re not dating she’s my:

Ex-Straightedge-Ex (Ex-straightedge-ex)