Hoxton Heroes - Girls Aloud

You took some acid back in '99

You said it blew your mind

And it helped you write rhymes

So you bought a trilby and a cheap guitar

You thought you’d be a star

It didn’t get you that far

I don’t know your name

You’re just another band with a different game

And you’re all the same

You said you played at Reading

Then you chart at fifty-seven

You’re off your face like you’re number one

How many tracks have you sold?

Mmmmm, none

Walk 'round the place like you’re number one

So why don’t you write a tune

That we can hum?

Just 'cos your dad knew the Rolling Stones

You’ve got the Primrose set in your cell phone

Don’t kid yourself, you’re an indie clone

We’ve seen it before, get a sound of your own

You only follow Sinatra

'Cos you, you couldn’t get into Rada

So let’s try a little bit harder

'Cos you need more than jeans and a parka yeah yeah

Just 'cos your dad knew the Rolling Stones

You’ve got the Primrose set in your cell phone

Don’t kid yourself, you’re an indie clone

We’ve seen it before, get a sound of your own

You can make history

If you just stayed off the whiskey

And yeah you might just look like a rock star

But how much soul did it cost ya, cost ya?