I Went Hot and Cold - George Formby

Now have you ever noticed folks the shivers that you get

Some of then make you feel cold then break out in a sweat.

They usually occur when you have had a shock or fright

Now I get them quite regular, here’s one I had last night

Ee, I went all hot and cold I did, I went all hot and cold

I met a girl who looked as though she’d just strayed from the fold

I said you must come home with me and shelter from the cold

She said all right.

I’ll stay the night

Hee!

I went all hot and cold, I did, I went all hot and cold

Now I went to a party once a few miles out of town

And when the time for home came well the rain came pouring down

The hostess said «Sleep on the couch», well I felt such a clown

She said «If you’re not warm enough, I’ll bring you a bottle down.

Hee!

I went all hot and cold, I did, I went all hot and cold

But just like some big schoolboy I did just as I was told

I drank that bottle of whisky that she said was ten years old

Then I saw blue pigs and pink earwigs,

And I went all hot and cold, I did, I went all hot and cold.

Now I went for my holidays down by the deep blue sea

The job I had to get some digs, it really puzzled me

Still after many hours a lady came to me and said

«There's room up in my attic», but I hadn’t been long in bed.

Before I went all hot and cold, I did, I went all hot and cold

'Cause lying next to me there was a figure grey and cold

I shouted for the lady and she came up brave and bold

She said that’s all right, he only died last night.

Hee!

I went all hot and cold, I did, I went all hot and cold.