A Fonk Tail - George Duke

This is a Fonk Tail — a history of intergalactic fonk expeditions:

Many moons ago in a galaxy known as the Fonk Nebulae, specially trained

afro-nauts set forth on the Mothership to seed and colonize unfonky planets

These extra terrestrial brothers searched far and wide through fonk holes and

stargates to find a most suitable world to Fonkatize

By chance they did happen upon a small blue planet and beamed down several

advance team brothers to check out the situation

These noble warriors found much natural groove among the population,

but more importantly did find the human female most attractive and thus did

bed with woman

And a child was born — and the fonk was with him.

The brothers decided to name

him «Ooh»

Joy and laughter filled all the land as word spread that a fonk savior had been

born

His place of birth came to be called Fonkdom and thus the initial home of the

United Colonies Of Fonksters

As the child grew, word continued to spread by poem, songs and fonknets about

his special powers

All those that believeth upon him came to be called Fonkateers and were

baptized in the image of the chosen one, Dr. Fonkenstein

It is written that this child wielded a magic wand that was guaranteed to make

them come

This magic wand was call-ed then and is still call-ed now —

THE DUKEY STICK!