People Who Wear Visors - George Carlin

There are some more people who ought to be strapped into chairs and beaten with hammers.

People who wear visors.

Let me ask you something.

What the fuck is the point in wearing half a hat?

Either get a hat or don’t.

No one’s interested in the top of your head.

Go back to the store and tell them to give you the rest of the hat.

They cheated you.

Better still.

Get yourself one of them little Jewish hats and sew it to your visor.

Then you got yourself a full-fledged fucking hat my friend.