Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? - Frank Zappa, The Mothers

Dee-goo-pee-oo-poo

Ta-dan!

Does this kind of life look interesting to you?

Night after night,

dinners with Herb Cohen.

Thrill-packed, fun-filled evenings on the French

Riviera at the MIDEM convention.

A big tie, the whole bit.

Watch Mutt eat,

and Leon feed the geese.

One thousand green business cards, with your name and

the wrong address.

Plus six royalty statements, inspected and customized by ran

toon tan han toon frammet and dee.

Followed by twelve potential suicides as the

members of your group, past and present, find out they can’t collect

unemployment.

A dog, a car, an epidemic of body lice with your own record

company, your name on the door, electric buzzer to the inner office, Ona’s tits,

and a three month supply of German bookings with tickets on Air Rangoon.

Does this kind of life look interesting to you?

As a big rock and roll guitar

player in a comedy group?

Hunna hunna hunna

200 Motels

200 Motels

Ran toon han toon

Han-toon-hannnnnn!

200 Motels

I’m stealing the room!

I’m stealing the room!

I’m stealing the room!

Stealing the room

Stealing the

Stealing the room

(Stealing the room)

I’m

I’m

(Stealing)

Stealing

Stealing

I’m

I’m

Stealing