Panty Rap - Frank Zappa

FZ: «Hello there, welcome to the show.

No, we are not going

to play 'Cheepnis'- that’s right-but we are collecting underpants,

and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small articles

of feminine underclothing.

We are making a quilt… really-trust me.

So here’s the deal, if you’re a girl and you’re wearing a dress,

whip’em off, that’s it, see?

No problem.

Even with a pin… what

does it say?

'Nobody's perfect.'

I guess so… What we got here?

Oh.

Now let’s see what’s on the inside.

Uh huh, trainer coos.

Okay.

S’more s’more … Underpants, brassieres, just send 'em up,

no problem.

Oh, you’ll warm up to it.

If you’re wearing pants and

you have bikinis on underneath your pants, rip the edges and

pull 'em out