Beer Shampoo - Frank Zappa, The Mothers Of Invention

That’s the kind of guy

When you just stopped it was running on your head

Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I

could do, 'cept play it for all it was worth

I said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and pour it

over HIS head.

..

Well, it was already getting silly, man.

I mean, it was remedial as it is,

I think.

..

Ha ha!

Let’s not make it too childish

Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick I was,

or how I felt on stage.

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Howie

He, I used to sing, he used to sing «How is the weather"in «Happy Together»

and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that

he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved it, so I just let it

keep happening

He can’t stand it, man, that’s all.

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And you’re just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl.

..

Ha ha ha!

Simmons!

Beer is another thing, man!

I’m fucking soaked!

They use beer in some shampoos, Howard

I don’t give a shit, that’s all I know it that water would dry up and not stain,

and he ruined my shoes, man!

I can’t believe it

Ohhh!

Materialist!

Hey lookit, Pat McGregor!

Materialistic!

Materialistic!

You’re the dude who said.

..

Oh oh oh!

Materialist!

Ohhh

Don’t do it to you, I don’t have any beer, man

Okay

«New York’s so lonely.

.. «I can’t even.

.. you keep your hands off me you creep

«And you are the only.

.. «You creep, ha ha!

Stop it, man!