Hotel Majestic - Fountains of Wayne

Wake up boys, we’re in the dump again

Can’t get a taxi, it’s bucketing rain

Heading downtown with nothing in my brain

Trying to catch my breath

Tired legume in a smoke-filled room

The high school guys are making noise outside

Walking the hall with my shoes untied

Dying to catch my death

And now it’s Pekoe tea

With a reflection of me

My only company

As far as I can see

We’re doing this the hardest way

Back at the Hotel Majestic

Same time every day

Hey hey

Watch what you wish for, maybe wish too much?

You’ll wake up in Westmoreland doubling Dutch

Aware of the uproar but numb to the touch

Sifting through bad poetry

A sweet disorder never served me as well

As a tape recorder and a worn-out Dell

Time to reorder, man I feel like hell

I wonder what’s on TV

And now it’s Pekoe tea

With a reflection of me

My only company

As far as I can see

We’re doing this the hardest way

Stuck in the Hotel Majestic

Six nights, seven days

I wake up around two o’clock

Scrape off my eyelids and' search for my socks

Holy shit, I’m late

Now it’s knock knock knock

Let’s go

We’re doing this the hardest way

Doing this the hardest way

Rocking the Hotel Majestic

I hope you enjoyed your stay

Hey hey