Squirt - Fluke

Weighting over ten feet tall

Feet of clay, head of gold

Middle made of cannon balls

Rumour has is swallowed whole

Mineral, without a soul

That’s the story being told

The estimated, undefeted

Champeen of the world

Big yet unfamiliar

Think bigger than the biggest bar

Think big, that’s only half as large

Bigger, better, twice as hard

Outsized, extra large

Velocity very fast

Bigger than the closest star

Bigger than the motor car

Quick, quiet, confident

Comfortable, permanent

Undisputed every tense

Not a trace of what went left

More equal than the best

Unparalleled success

Everybody

V.impressed