Umbrella Man - Flanagan, Allen

Umbrellas, umbrellas to mend

Mend y’umbrella, lady?

Umbrellas?

Mend by hand, lady

Umbrellas to mend

(sung)

Toodle-luma-luma

Toodle-luma-luma

Toodle-aye-ay

Any um-ber-rellas, any um-ber-rellas to mend today?

Bring your parasol

It may be small

It may be big

He repairs them all

With what you call a thingamajig

Pitter patter patter, pitter patter patter

Here comes the rain

Let it pitter patter, let it pitter patter

Don’t mind the rain

He’ll mend your umbrella

Then go on his way singing

Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Any um-ber-rellas to mend today?

When there’s a lull

And things are dull

I sharpen knives

For all the wives

In the neighborhood

And I’m very good

I’ll darn a sock

I’ll mend a clock

An apple cart

A broken heart

I mend anything

But he’d rather sing

Toodle-luma-luma

Toodle-luma-luma

Toodle-aye-ay

Any um-ber-rellas, any um-ber-rellas to mend today?

He’ll patch up your troubles

Then go on his way singing

Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Any um-ber-rellas to mend today?

(whistling break)

He’ll patch up your troubles

Then go on his way singing

Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Toodle-luma-luma-toodle-ay

Any um-ber-rellas to mend today?

(spoken)

Umbrellas to mend

Umbrellas to mend